Friday, January 29, 2016

THERE WAS A MISSING ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM AT THE REPUBLICAN DEBATE - IT WAS BABAR'S COUSIN REALITY


For a few glorious Trumpless minutes the campaign was no longer a night of professional wrestling and we got a chance to see the Republican platform in the raw.
Obama took away the economy as their issue by saving it from the Republican created apocalypse.
Here is what they are left with as the Republican platform;

One - We need a new sheriff in town to get rid of those brown skinned varmints!
Two- We need to bring back the emergency room as America's primary care provider.
Three - Everything would be so much better if businesses had no regulations and rich people had more money.
Four - Hillary is a poo poo head.

The Republican primary is an angry mob with torches.