Welcome to my new Gettysburg Cemetery
Golf Course
A long time ago – who the hell
knows how long ago it was
the founding fathers came here and set up America.
Every one of them was legal and
mostly they were not rapists
So now there is this crazy
Civil War happening.
i have my top notch people
working on figuring out what the hell is going on?
A lot of incredible soldiers
died here and believe me nobody loves our military more than i do
– those muskets – i love those
muskets
The soldiers who died here were
amazing fabulous men
I’m not talking about the losers who got
captured.
Speaking of being a man this is
a good time to remind everyone that there is no problem in that department
believe me.
i also love my Confederates –
look at them out there hiding in the bushes and the trees - i love them.
Fellas – when this is over -
don’t worry about the whole slavery thing because we are done being politically
correct– trust me on that- ok?
This cemetery golf course will
endure and while I’m at it so will the nation.
There will be so much enduring you will be
sick of all the enduring because i will run it like I run everything - of me,
for me and by me.
