Feel’in queasy

Maybe it's Mitt's psycho laugh
when nothing is funny
or maybe it's how he seems to be made of nothing - but money

Then there’s weird chubby Newt with his Tiffany’s tab
who thinks making children clean toilets
would really be fab

and what’s with the names of these two would be chieftans
Mitt and Newt might be fine
if we were naming kittens

but when Im not laughing Im nauseous without relief
at the thought of either of these jerks
as commander in chief